Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007
Number 10Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30¢?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge.
"Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."
5 opinions rendered:
OK..Ok..ok! I wanna be a 'LIFE' donor! Where do I sign up?
Um, can virgins apply? And where do I pick up my 'TRANSMITTER'..? Huh, HUH?
~doing my sexy dance~
Upon careful consideration, I've decided against being a 'LIFE' donor...The whole jalapeño ass burning thingy is way too scary for this virgin!
Took me all these years to finally understand the phrase 'hot date'...
~nope, not me~
even this mere male thinks this is funny, now where's my sandwich
LOL that is real cute there
Sopia you got some of the neatest things there chickie from your jokes to these postings.
(blushes)
I try :)
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