My baby's first birthday!

My dad was in the hospital, so we had to cancel my son's birthday party, but I wanted to do something special for his big day. We decided to take him to Olive Garden. As you can see from the pictures, it looks like he really enjoyed himself!

Just getting started...still nice and clean!

This is good stuff -- now if I could just get it all in my mouth!

Pasketti makes me thirsty!

Have you ever seen a cuter mess????

Let me have it!!

Yummy yummy!!!

What Does a Kiss Taste Like???????

WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE??

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,

'Do you know what it is?'

'No, I don't,' said the little boy.

'Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,

'Spit it out! It's a piece of a$$!'

Wine? Champaigne? Scotch?

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne? "No," said the little boy "It's a puppy."

Something to laugh about today

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Sometimes a name change is the best idea...

This could cause some problems...

How do you get there from here?

Everything you need for your redneck wedding!

It's a good deal, but... oh, the college costs!

McLogic gone wrong...

Well isn't this romantic?

Still Dead, Huh???........Go Figure...

"Mass suicides...Cows going over the edge...tonight on Channel 3 News..."

I'm Confused.. But The Gas Prices Look Good

ok ...

Make up your mind...

Worldess Wednesday - Who brought the cat????

I did not take this picture. I received it in an email and thought it was too funny!

Wordless Wednesday -- Working Mom

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Manic Monday - Clue

Clue is my all time favorite board game. I've loved it since I was barely able to understand the rules. Maybe it's because I love mysteries, or maybe it's because I love Ms. Scarlett's red dress...I'll probably never know why I like it so much. I remember a babysitter I had when I was about ten years old. She'd watch for or five of us at a time. Our anges ranged from about 7 to 11. She would hide the Clue cards throughout the house, and put three (one suspect, one room and one weapon) in her pocket. Us kids would act out the game and try to collect the "clues" (the cards that were hidden). It was a lot of fun and a neat little twist to the traditional game.

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Stolen from Jadey!

This was originally on Galen's blog but I saw it on Jadey's and decided I wanted to play too. So come on if I can so can you.

1. What was the first blog that you regularly read? Ambre's
2. Do you remember the first" blogger" that you had an E-Mail Relationship with?
Yes, and we still do.
3.Why did you create your blog? Because it was fun and something different to do.
4. When was your first post, and who was your first commenter? If you really want to know, check my archives!
5. Are there blogs that you absolutely have to visit daily? Not really, but there are a few that I really enjoy.
6. Is your Blog categorized?..(I.E. Comedy, Literary, Personal Angst, Etc.) nope, it's really random
7. Do you see an end to your blogging some day? not in sight
8. What are you wearing right this very minute?....well, sorry to burst your bubble, but I am at work right now -- I have khaki pants and a blue button down shirt on.

My lack of blog posts....

I've gotten some emails from people lately wondering where I've been and why I haven't been posting and sending funny emails lately....sorry guys!

I've been extremely stressed out lately. First of all, I was supposed to go to court today to get my visitation fixed with my daughter and once again that was postponed. I've seriously had it with the court system. His lawyer is a real B***H and is finding every way possible to postpone the hearing.

My car decided that it wanted to piss me off as well. Something is wrong with the transmission. It won't go in to reverse at all and now it's not wanting to go into drive either....it's a POS car that I've hated since I got it anyway. I owe way more than the car is worth even without transmission problems. It only has 51,000 miles on it, but it acts like it has 200,000...ugh and the dealership wants $1,000 just to look at it!!!!!!! WHATEVER! So, I took it back to the dealership I got it from and the sales guy that I bought it from has been really helpful. He's giving me what I owe on the car as a trade-in and has found me a Jeep Liberty...which is something I've wanted since they came out...in my price range. I just gotta wait for my bank to ok it and of course he's been super busy this week.....ugh do people not understand that I need a vehicle to get back and forth to work???? Yeah so that's that....

Plus I've been busy on this site called Sparkpeople. I really like this site. It's for losing weight and/or just getting healthy. It has all kinds of stuff to do and look at. It's my new addiction! I guess all the stress I've been under the past couple years has taken it's toll and I've gained quite a bit of weight and now my main focus is losing it. So, I'm going to the gym and eating better and Sparkpeople is a great support system.

So that's what I've been up to...don't worry, I'll get the funnies back in no time!