Monday, September 24, 2007

What Does a Kiss Taste Like???????

WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE??

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,

'Do you know what it is?'

'No, I don't,' said the little boy.

'Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,

'Spit it out! It's a piece of a$$!'

4 opinions rendered:

Toadee said...

lol

obviously not my daughter then hehe

Magdalen Islands said...

Fuunnnnnnyyy! Out of the mouths of babes.

Head Cookie said...

OMG LOL too funny can't stop laughing

Anonymous said...

That reminds me of the one where the teacher hands out life savers, and explains that one they were tasting is what mommy sometimes calls daddy, and the kid spits it out and says; "It's an asshole."

lol