Top ten ways to get your baby to wake up...(and/or start crying):

10. SIt down at the computer and start typing about something very important.
9. Answer the phone.
8. Answer the door.
7. Run a nice, hot bath and get just the bottom of your butt into the water.
6. Start cooking a meal that involves more than microwaving.
5. Try to pay for groceries at the store.
4. Take one bite of aforementioned meal.
3. Hold fifty things in your hands and arms, while they teeter precariously, about to fall.
2. Pick up another one of your children.
1. Start making love with your significant other.