Tuesday, October 2, 2007

The Blonde and the Sheriff



The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant but she's right."



Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow," replied the blonde. He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.



"Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked the sheriff. The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"



So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her best friend was waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

4 opinions rendered:

htroika said...

Hi Sophia.

Enjoyed this blonde joke very much! Cool blog.

Thanks for visiting mine. Glad u liked it too. :)

-mr.ular @ Funny Quotes and Jokes-

Head Cookie said...

Hey there Sophia love the new look and this joke was very funny lol.

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Magdalen Islands said...

Love it!
Though I'm not blond, I did spell blog 'blob' in your guest book. Sorry, but I tried and couldn't change it. It also didn't accept my address, which isn't important.